Can you tell how cool a job may be by the number of times the interviewer asks you to bark at the moon?

Omg! That's how I judge it! Probably why I'm unemployed /:) 1 time means it's amaaazziinnngggg! But it's more complicated than that… more than once and this job sucks a loottttt, you will get anally penetrated by a turkey with a spatula… the turkey and the spatula will be inside of you and class as a part of you. I was so close to getting a job that would have been awesome the other day but then he asked me again as I went to leave! D: